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Silence Isn’t Golden!

A man and his wife were feuding at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. After a week of no communication, the man realized that he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight to Chicago. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (AND LOSE), he wrote …

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A Car with Wings and a Bee in My Sweater = Freakout!

Hi friends.  It’s Lighten up Monday!  So here’s my question today.  Is panic ever justified?  On this day it was. I can handle a mouse in my pant leg or a snake in my tent, but not this.  Let me know if you like the clip and tell me what freaks you out! [youtube id=”NS0pDxuu3hE”] Now let’s hear your story. This …

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Mossy Butts

After opening the service in our small college chapel with the usual formalities, our guest speaker, an old man with a weathered face stepped to the podium. He wasn’t smiling as he began. “Most of us,” he said, “have moss growing on our butts.” There was a collective, gasp from the conservative faculty and student body. I am certain the …

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Why Your Mom Told You to Take Small Bites

If a little is good, a lot has to be better, right? Wrong! Want proof? An Ambien might put you to sleep for the night. Six Ambien could result in a very long dirt nap! Lifting weights can build muscle. Lifting too much weight can tear muscle. A table spoon of castor oil is a laxative. A bottle of castor …

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A Stupid Prayer

It’s Lighten Up Monday!  Why in the world would I pray to ask God for confirmation that I should do something He already asked me to do?  Because sometimes I am afraid to do what He wants me to do! [youtube id=”nLdeRyRMX-4″]