Try Honking, that might loosen it up

Three things I have learned today.

1. Trying to get from the Atlanta airport to anywhere makes a soul long for Christ’s return.
2. You can’t get back to the Atlanta airport from anywhere in time to catch your flight.
3. No matter how much patience you have, it can be exhausted on any freeway in Atlanta.
4. Atlanta is a beautiful city, you just can’t live long enough to get there.
5. Atlanta is a Greek word that means “under construction.”
6. “Under” and “Construction” are  two Greek words that mean, “Try honking…. that might loosen it up.”

Okay, I know that’s six things. Guess which three I learned? If I don’t blog in the next couple of weeks, you know where I am.